Directionator I know gets floor seats to see them in concert
- Directionator: I'm so excited. I'm such a huge fan!
- Me: You're a huge fan?
- Me: What are their full names?
- Me: What are their birthdays?
- Me: What times were they born?
- Me: What hospitals were they born in?
- Me: What towns/cities were they born in?
- Me: What is the X-Factor?
- Me: Who is Larry Stylinson?
- Me: Tell me about how you think they're straight.
- Me: What songs did they sing on the X-Factor in the correct order and which dates did they perform?
- Me: What does the song "Torn" by Natalie Imbrugela mean to you?
- Me: Tell me about how you only know about Simon Cowell because he was a judge on American Idol.
- Me: Tell me about how you think Niall is ugly.
- Me: Tell me about how Louis' voice is bad.
- Me: How many nipples?
- Me: How many Rs?
- Me: What did Jimmy protest?
- Me: Who is Alan Carr?
- Me: What's a Brit Award?
- Me: Tell me about how much you hate Danielle and Eleanor.
- Me: Can you name each one of their songs in a heartbeat?
- Me: Can you recognize a song just by hearing the beginning music?
- Me: Have you cried over them before?
- Me: Have you cried over not getting tickets?
- Me: Have you cried over them for no particular reason? Just because you love them so much?
- Directionator: um....
- Me: Fuck you for getting tickets.
i just watched this 15 times… help me
louis and zayn in this video… i just can’t






